It was about time that someone provided a match for MySQL Query Analyzer, the flagship feature of MySQL Enterprise.
Now MySQL Sandbox includes a --query_analyzer option, which will convert your sandboxed server into an analysis machine. No need to buy Enterprise. No need to waste tons of money on expensive consultants.
Just download the latest tarball and install a sandbox as usual, with the additional option.
$ make_sandbox 5.1.32 --query_analyzer
And that's it! Your worries will be over. Enjoy!
Update As it should be clear by now, this was an April's fool joke. See the follow up post for more info.